The spell hit the asphalt and showered him with a near lethal spray of rock chips. He'll be coming to Hogwarts on the first," he stated confidently. Not by anyone's standards. The British made a few tentative overtures to the American Department of Magic concerning Harry Potter and were firmly rebuffed each time. @keyframes ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5{0%{transform:rotate(0deg)}to{transform:rotate(1turn)}}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq{--sizePx:0;font-size:4px;position:relative;text-indent:-9999em;border-radius:50%;border:4px solid var(--newCommunityTheme-bodyTextAlpha20);border-left-color:var(--newCommunityTheme-body);transform:translateZ(0);animation:ibDwUVR1CAykturOgqOS5 1.1s linear infinite}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq,._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{width:var(--sizePx);height:var(--sizePx)}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq:after{border-radius:50%}._3LwT7hgGcSjmJ7ng7drAuq._2qr28EeyPvBWAsPKl-KuWN{margin:0 auto} He gave her another smile, then turned back to his writing. Harry Potter Never Went to Hogwarts Harry was given away by his parents as a toddler to keep him safe after Charles was declared the Boy-Who-Lived. linkao3(Unexpected Consequences by Siebenshlaefer). It was part of the job that she hated the most. left kudos on this work! It landed on the table gracefully, setting the newspaper in front of the Malfoy patriarch, snuck a piece of bacon off his plate, then flew off. That's why he is so surprised to see a celebrity sitting in a muggle dinner, and even more surprised when said celebrity comes to talk to him. Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? For all of his unhappy outlook on life, I think he'll do well at RMI. The ICW is the judge. Dear Wizarding Britain Chapter 3, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction Dear Wizarding Britain By: HarryPotterFangirl85 Harry has had enough and leaves Wizarding Britain at the start of his sixth year, but not before he published a scathing letter in The Daily Prophet. Despite her severe What if Dumbledore was out-maneuvered and was late for Harry's hearing for underage magic? Before Tim. Under their influence, Harry became more easy going and trusting. Victim vanishes. Since he hadn't been seen in the past thirteen years, many believed The Wizengamot voted themselves Orders of Merlin for purifying England and ended all their taxes. "So you would just wait until the first of September to discover that he is not attending Hogwarts?". "You're father was a no-good drunk who got your mother and him killed." To that end, both were planning on staying on at RMI for the extra year needed to obtain the certifications in the subjects. His soon-to-be-friend Hermione Granger was almost killed by a troll that he and Ronald Weasley together worked to bring down. Harry/Hermione, Draco/Luna, Neville/Ginny, others. The Malfoy patriarch raised an eyebrow but picked the newspaper nonetheless. During Harry's third year, he worked up the courage and asked Ling to be his date to a weekly dance held at the school. Unexpected Consequences by Siebenschlaefer. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K+ | Chapters: 24 | Words: 28,471 | Reviews: 465 | Favs: 491 | Follows: 651 | Updated: 5/27/2008 | Published: 10/7/2005 | id: 2609347 | Language: English | Genre: Adventure | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. The summer before third year he blew his aunt Marge as large as a balloon, which caused the Ministry of Magic to send him a notice. "We don't own Harry Potter!" Dumbledore should have learnt that you can't keep a wolf's cub away from him. He came across Ginny Weasley, passed out and near death, by a sixteen-year-old looking Tom Riddle. Dumbledore leaned back in his chair and pinched the bridge of his nose tiredly. Scions survive. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry Potter, age fifteen, sat at his desk in front of his window, a piece of parchment laid on the desk in front of him. return and only Harry Potter, under his guidance, could defeat him. Harry took his trunk, broom, and other possessions out of the pockets of his Hogwarts robes, before he threw the robes in the air. When men and women of Wizarding Britain get a letter from Harry Potter, the letter will change many people's lives, whether they want it to or not. The United States Department of Magic sentenced Dumbledore to five years in Leavenworth Magical Prison and refused all diplomatic efforts on the part of the British to have him released. Skip through the rest of third year and past fourth year, which was just a month ago. 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It was a pleasure meeting you, Lord Voldemort, Harry smirked. So where, then, is his acceptance letter? His aunt, Harry's mother's sister, had despised his mother after his mother was found out to be a witch. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 15 | Words: 87,490 | Reviews: 685 | Favs: 2,628 | Follows: 3,707 | Updated: 8/3 | Published: 9/15/2019 | id: 13388022 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Adventure | Characters: Harry P., Albus D. | Download: EPUB or MOBI, It's totally silly, but I do love this one: Charlie Does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes. "I don't think the world is ready for a fourteen foot tall bionic Gerbil," Bob muttered, then he jerked violently and vanished from sight. When the Aurors finally arrived, they found the Manor's stunned Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone. "Whatever you do, Harry, don't go after him," Arthur Weasley had told him. and I have allowed them to do so on my behalf. Thank you for your kind offer of acceptance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. their conversation that he had little trust in any adult. mandatory that all British Wizards must attend British schools. His heart thumped with a frightened and lusting pace, once more, sending nourishing blood to his nethers and flushing his slick skin with heat. the black eye Dumbledore had given the British Ministry with his plans and plots to get Harry back, the Ministry refused to give up on their leader of the light. They waited with bated breath for what would happen next. ]I do not own Harry Potter or the Black Phone. Back in Britain, several scandals caused the fall of the Ministry. ", He grinned at her, taking her hand in his own. "Let me read the whole thing aloud," the older blonde said. Dumbledore bash-y. But instead of anger or tears or any strong negative emotion, Harry Potter stood up, nodded to his former Headmaster - who was frozen in his overstuffed chair and trying to calculate the damage this caused - and his former babysitter, Mrs. Figg, and then addressed the wizarding court. Failure on the political front caused Dumbledore to make a really bad decision. Even before Dick Grayson, there was another son of Batman. Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. ._3-SW6hQX6gXK9G4FM74obr{display:inline-block;vertical-align:text-bottom;width:16px;height:16px;font-size:16px;line-height:16px} When he's 13, he befriends a blue haired boy called Teddy, whom over the years becomes the closest of friends Harry could have asked for. Blood may be blood, but family is forever. Why Dumbledore hadn't brought forth He dueled against him. "I'm Ling, from San Diego. But you refused to listen to reason. Nothing in all his plans had ever prepared him for this. "This is your fault, Albus, and our world is going to destroy you for doing this. He was so helpless. He was horrified that it was a gift that was terrified of people. Another Harry Potter fanfic that just popped into existence out of nowhere. His second year, he found out he was a parselmouth. [Ceci est un test pour un projet HP + TBP que j'crirai plus tard. Professor of ancient magic runes. The footage spreads beyond the Oblivators' control thanks to the fledgling Internet and TV, and the wizards have no choice but to reveal themselves to the world in the wake . For ten years one name has received the bulk of the blame in my being placed with the Dursleys. It has been discovered that Ms Rita Skeeter was requested to write a very slanted article by the Headmaster. And Voldemort? You've set me up on a pedestal, one which I never though I would be able to just clamber off of and run from, and thrust all your troubles on me. he thought with a groan. Magical Britain also get lawyers. Site: Archive of Our Own | Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling | Published: 2018-08-21 | Updated: 2020-05-05 | Words: 43371 | Chapters: 9/? So, once again, he was sent back to his relatives, where his uncle beat and raped him, his aunt threw things at his head, and his cousin tried to heal him. In one hand she held what appeared to be an ostrich leg and in the other hand she held a power saw. In one hand, he held a quill and in the other he held a small slip of paper. Still, Hermione was right; Harry Potter has a saving people thing! He was entered into the Triwizard Tournament even if he hadn't put his name in. And now the boy has disappeared and they have no idea if he is even alive. With his new, awaken Magical Powers Harry Potter vanishes from Magical England without a trace. Through the influence of Percy Weasley, the Burrow stayed well in 'Wizarding England.'. Work Search: been experiencing for the last two years. Hogwarts, Headmaster's Office August 11th, 1991 Albus Dumbledore looked up in surprise and shock when his deputy entered his office without calling first. However, everyone already know how the case will end. He collapsed back in his chair. 16 years later, the mysterious Phantom Thieves strike, as their leader seeks justice against his biological family for abandoning him. Work Search: Harry bankrupts Magical Britain WBWL Harry leaves the Dursleys at a young age and moved to a foreign country. And he takes the secret to his grave. Inspired by Unexpected Consequences. His name was Harry Evans. Shoulda, coulda, woulda- having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later. It was a free floating and quite foul mouthed phantasm, which Professor Hillman quickly trapped in a runic container. When Harry Potter does not show up for his first year Hogwarts Wizarding Britains world turns to shambles as they uncover exactly what happened to the boy since he vanquished the dark lord. 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